If you were smart...but you're not embroidered T-Shirt/Crewneck

Turn a simple tee into a conversation starter with the embroidered T‑shirt/Crewneck from Comfort Colors. It isn’t just about covering your torso—it's about wearing a moment of personality, with a playful punchline that invites a smile and a second look: “If you were smart... but you're not.” Built to last and softened with every wash, this is the kind of shirt you reach for again and again.

Why this tee stands out

• 100% ring‑spun cotton with a garment‑dyed finish delivers a soft, lived‑in feel that only improves with wear.
• Unisex fit with a classic crew neck that flatters both men and women while maintaining a relaxed, effortless look.
• Bold embroidery featuring the witty line “If you were smart... but you're not,” adding character you won’t find in plain basics.
• Fully customizable hand‑decorated detailing: choose shirt color, size, and thread color to make the design truly yours.
• Fast production turnaround—your order moves from selection to sewing in 1–4 days, so you won’t wait long to wear it.

How to customize

• Browse available colors and sizes, then select your preferred options from the dropdowns. Add as many shirts as you’d like to your cart.
• Leave a note with your shirt color and thread color preferences to tailor the embroidery to your taste.
• Proceed to checkout to place your order. Your embroidered tee heads into production immediately and ships once finished.

Size, fit, and everyday wear

Designed for a true unisex fit, this tee offers versatility for any wardrobe. Please refer to the size chart in the product photos to find your perfect match. The garment‑dyed process yields a soft, durable surface ideal for daily wear, layering, and light workouts. The 100% ring‑spun cotton fabric resists pilling and develops a comfortable, lived‑in character from day one.

Care, durability, and use cases

Expect a tee that holds up to regular use while gaining character with each wash. It’s ideal for casual daily wear, weekend layering, or as a humorous gift that doubles as a thoughtful statement piece.

Shipping and returns

Ships via USPS with typical delivery in 3–5 days; Texas customers may experience faster timelines. Important: refunds are not available for customized hand‑decorated items, and all sales are final. If you’re unsure about an aspect of your order, reach out to support@johnsonheirloom.com and we’ll guide you through the process.

Who this is for

• Humor enthusiasts and bold casual wearers who love a memorable, wearable moment.
• Gift givers seeking a witty, personalized present that still feels everyday and comfortable.
• Anyone who wants a durable, long‑lasting tee that wears like a favorite from day one.