My Dog and I talk shit about you embroidered T-Shirt/Crewneck

Make a bold, playful statement with a wardrobe staple that blends humor with everyday comfort. This embroidered tee or crewneck shouts, “My Dog and I Talk Shit About You,” a witty motto for dog lovers who want personality without sacrificing a relaxed fit. The standout front embroidery adds a tactile, eye-catching detail that instantly upgrades casual looks—from coffee runs to weekend hangouts with friends and, of course, the dog park.

Two ways to wear, one message—your vibe, your comfort. Choose a lightweight T-shirt for all-day ease or a snug crewneck to chase away cooler days. Both silhouettes share the same striking front embroidery, so you get consistent style and attitude no matter the season.

• Premium embroidery detail delivers a crisp, tactile finish that stands out in any crowd.
• Two garment options: embroidered T-shirt or crewneck—designed for comfort across seasons.
• Statement-ready design that pairs effortlessly with denim, joggers, or lounge pants for effortless styling.
• Perfect for dog lovers who appreciate humor and a touch of attitude in their wardrobe.
• Conversation starter—a fun, lighthearted way to break the ice on casual days out.

Who it’s for: bold, humor-loving dog owners, friends who relish witty apparel, or anyone who wants a playful piece that sparks smiles without trying too hard.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping: Sent via USPS. Typical delivery is 3–5 days, with faster timelines for Texas residents.

Returns/Refunds: Customized hand-decorated items are not eligible for refunds. All sales are final. If you’re not satisfied, please contact support@johnsonheirloom.com and we’ll work with you to address your concerns.

Ready to make a statement wherever you go? Add this embroidered piece to your everyday lineup and let your sense of humor shine—alongside your best four-legged friend.